Gilbert.
As Roadside Attractions go, he's right on par. This one tries to cover all the local sports.
OK. Here's the list:
- Golf: he's a giant golf ball. (Did you see that one coming??)
- Hockey: see the hockey stick Gilbert is wielding.
- Curling: tartan tam and pants.
- Figure skating: he appears to be wearing white skates.

Much friendlier looking than the zombie golfer in Garrison, North Dakota