A giant catfish. Sorry. Chuck the Channel Catfish.
He looks so friendly, in a fishy kinda way.
This one was caught right off the dock. Honest. Fisher-persons* don't lie.

Red River ox-cart. Pulled by the giant fish. Honest. A fisher-person* told me, so it must be true.

* In the spirit of ultra-political-correctness, we can no longer refer to people who go fishing as fishermen. Just in case there are any female persons who fish as a hobby, or for a living.
Female persons are now allowed to board a small boat, get drunk, and lie about the size of the minnow that accidentally fell into said boat.