A variety of playground/pedestrian crossings:

Beware of Sasquatch on beer run...

These two were close together in Quebec. Bilingual??

A variety of animal crossings (wild and otherwise):
- mammals:

- birds:

- and others:

Several different deer species live beside our nation's highways...

And a few different species of moose:

Yet more signs:

Got brakes??

"While enjoying our scenic shores, please don't be stupid"
Please do not attempt human flight off the cliff.	Please do not tap-dance under large unstable boulders.

How could you tell???

Is this a comment on the after-concert parties?, Or, on Keith Richards' aging face?

I work with some of these...

Please clean up after your dogs...
     

..and if you don't clean up your trash,

Not $10, or $50, or even $100. No, Port Washington, Wisconsin has very precise penalties. None of this rounding-off nonsense.
Personaly, I blame it on the accountants.

Got your second hand hawks for sale right here, low mileage, recently repaired next door...

Stating the obvious??

Beware of crooked trees    leaning onto road:

Beware of wild roosters    (or cattle gates)

Is the zoo anywhere near the restaurant???

Feed your farm animals...

...but not the gators

Good to see these people have a way of dealing...
If only they could spell.